Heheheh. The world applauds the New Zealand sheep Shrek, that managed to stay hidden from the sheep sheares for 6 years. He had accumulated 27 kgs of wool when he was found the 15th of April this year. Here are the before and after pictures, he must have felt relieved when he got rid og the excess weight ! Crash course diet !


Before


After !

More astrology, try it yourself: http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

You entered: 1/24/1972
You were born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 8.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441340.5.
The golden number for 1972 is 16.
The epact number for 1972 is 14.
The year 1972 was a leap year.

As of 4/27/2004 4:42:39 AM CDT
You are 32 years old.
You are 387 months old.
You are 1,683 weeks old.
You are 11,782 days old.
You are 282,772 hours old.
You are 16,966,362 minutes old.
You are 1,017,981,759 seconds old.

There are 272 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 33 candles on it.

Those 33 candles produce 33 BTU's,
or 8,316 calories of heat (that's only 8.3160 food calories!) .
You can boil 3.77 US ounces of water with that many candles.

There are 242 days till Christmas 2004!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing gibbous.

Hahahhahahahah !

A GUY walks into a bar, sits down next to another man and immediately notices that he has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says, "Wow, cool lighter... where did you get it?"
"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish," the man replies.
"Great, can I try it?," says the first guy.
"Sure," says the man.
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears.
"You are granted one wish," says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and he disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly, the bar door swings open and in come hundreds of ducks.
"I can't believe this," says the guy, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second man replies, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"

Got this link from Gunnella, its Palmistry online. Below are my results, give it a go !:
http://www.mindbodysoul.com/corpus/soul/psychic/crystal/palmistry/palm.cgi?line=Life

Your Life Line reveals that you like to travel, but will always return home. You need a lot of space which is why you prefer spending time outdoors. You tend to have strong romantic tendencies.

Your Head Line reveals that you lack confidence, but have a sense of grievance. You carry a chip on your shoulder, but will vent this emotion through participating in political activities.

Your Heart Line reveals that you have a masculine nature and are easily aroused by your own desires. You are able to maintain a good balance between the physical and emotional sides that accounts for your warm and generous disposition.

Your Fate Line reveals that the early years in your life were full of hard knocks, teaching you that success comes from hard work. Due to this learning process, you will have a late start with your career and financial independance.

You have an Air hand. You are a person who is independent, intellectual, analytical and unpredictable. Your optimal career choices are to work as a writer, psychiatrist, scientist, detective and teacher.

Hmmm, very accurate test ! This is just the way I am, except for the orgasm thing of course (wink wink!)

Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	You swing both ways. Often.
Your Sexual Strength	Open-minded to ANYTHING...
Your Sexual Weakness	Your partner never orgasms.
Your Likely STD	Genital Herpes
How Many Partners in Crime?	a few...*wink wink*
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Sooo. Today is my friend Gunnellas birthday. She is 31. She is getting ooooooold. Muahahahah. Anyway, Happy birthday Gunnella :-) A little complaining: my legs hurt ! I'm wearing specal padding in my shoes to compensate for the changes the ankle-break caused, but since my body is still getting used to this, it huuuuurts. (Sigh). Anyways, best be getting home to relax and enjoy my lovely life. More later....

Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name	Marilyn Manson
Role	Vocalist
Trademark	Dark-Rimmed "Emo" Glasses
Love Interest	A Porn Star
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Hehehehehehehehheheheheeh !

A little astrology..... what sign are you really ? http://www.cryptoclast.org/Opinion/astrology/reverse_astrology.htm

Finally back ! The Easter holiday was really nice. I ate way to much chocolate, but hey, it is ok once a year :-)
Check out this: Biblical insults: http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html