More silly jokes :-)

• I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
• The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous than the right to arm bears
• Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation
• I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help"
• It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake
• If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that