You must be joking :-)

Some rib-ticklers to brighten your day:

AMERICAN Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery.
It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions maybenefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood ...
..It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

A MAN goes to the doctors and says: "I've got trouble with my bowels." The Doctor asks: "Are you regular?" "Every morning at 7.30," says the man. "So, what's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well I don't wake up until eight."